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God I'd hate to be pillaged
Created on 2004-11-01 21:49:19 (#5013100), last updated 2009-02-10
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Basic Info| Name: | wondermeggles |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-26 |
| Location: | Bondurant, Iowa, United States |
Biohi. my name is meggie. i live in butt fucked egypt, in a shack built of condom wrappers and toothpicks and saftey pins and elmer's glue. and maybe some duct tape. i have a cousin. she is a potato beast. my favourite number is 8 and this one time i did a 180 in a really busy street and another time i couldn't parallel park and it was funny but not as funny as the time i helped paint "MANBOOB MANBOOB MANBOOB MANBOOB" all over my friends's wall, and then i wrote a poem about it.
"Manboob supper, Manboob stew,
Manboobs fill my pants with goo!"
today i am licking elbows apparently, especially when i don't like what's being typed into my biography. i like smarties and horse sex. plus also i am a buffalo. a buffalo who likes super hot fattie foxes named kate. her cock is almost a big as mine....but not quite. i like it better than mine because it's curved all funky. one time she took my mom to cuba, and then another time S.H.F.F. kate and i got into a cheese fight in my living room, and when i was 14 i wanted to change my name to death....death the buffalo. that's hot. i work at wal-mart and i like feathers.
the end
Manboobs fill my pants with goo!"
today i am licking elbows apparently, especially when i don't like what's being typed into my biography. i like smarties and horse sex. plus also i am a buffalo. a buffalo who likes super hot fattie foxes named kate. her cock is almost a big as mine....but not quite. i like it better than mine because it's curved all funky. one time she took my mom to cuba, and then another time S.H.F.F. kate and i got into a cheese fight in my living room, and when i was 14 i wanted to change my name to death....death the buffalo. that's hot. i work at wal-mart and i like feathers.
the end
ConnectInterests (27):
artyness, beatles, belly dancing, buffalos, creativity, elbow licking, europe, fatties, harry potter, horse sex, kate's burpies, keys, kung fu, music, nirvana, painting, poopslice, ramen, ren and stimpy, snorkels, switzerland, the beatles, the drinky, thrift stores, travel, wal mart, your mom
External Services:
 | wondermeggles@livejournal.com |
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1923 - 1948)
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